I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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