Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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