final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
