Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So many bounce houses so little time
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She told me I should be a condom model.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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