Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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