I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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