My room smells like vodka and shame
Where is the hickey?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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