I just saw a hot homeless man
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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