I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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