My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I want a musical about memes.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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