If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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