Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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