it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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