The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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