plz talk dirty to me
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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