white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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