There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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