My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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