is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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