I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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