i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
