Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
