They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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