I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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