he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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