I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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