I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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