Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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