Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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