For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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