"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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