he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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