Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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