I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The air was thick with penises
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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