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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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