Apparently you make a good broom.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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