i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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