Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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