i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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