I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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