I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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