i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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