when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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