chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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