My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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