It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Randomize
