So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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