i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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