i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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