Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
soo... how was my night?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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