2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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