Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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