Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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