White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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