why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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