did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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